I'm watching the football on tv, WHILST I'm
cutting a slice of pork pie
AND I'm wondering if it's nicer with pickle as I
nibble a bit of the crust AND
thinking
maybe "I'll open a beer, too?" AND I'm
umming AND ahhing AND
lamenting
the fact that
I never bought any more pickle AND I'm
thinking of
asking my wife to go to the
shop. Still, she
Keeps saying I can't multitask.
