Sunday 8 April 2018

Mystery of Miss Terry

There's something undead in Miss Terry,
it's clear as unclear are her eyes.
There's a demon within her,
a terrible sinner
intent on such shock and surprise.
Yes, there's something possessing Miss Terry.

We have to exorcise Miss Terry.
She cannot be wandering untracked,
the street is no place
for a zombie to pace
in its heinous carnivorous act.
How can we recover Miss Terry?

Only one thing can rescue Miss Terry,
And we found the right magical cure:
we needed no Pope,
just laid-off the dope
and late-night TV servings of gore!
In future, we'll know the mystery -
there was nothing possessing Miss Terry.


(c) Andrew Halsall Smith, 2018